Shhh. The sardine is taking a nap.
Napkins at hotel bars near airport
Ambient - Whoopie cushions randomly placed around the city
"Excuse me. Uh. We didn't order this."
-"Compliments of Virgin America for having to sit next to the bathroom. Enjoy."
Virgin America gives away free desserts to promote campaign.
Tray table overlay
Enjoying the middle seat is a new thing. We'll get you started with this pamphlet in your seat pocket.