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patrickQue⎢copywriter
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"What do you think the chances are of
a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?"
- Lloyd Christmas  

  That's me as Dora. Please ask.

- You can call me, 'Q.' It's short for curious.

- I am from California sunshine and earthquakes (Bay Area to be exact). 

- I enjoy the sound of velcro.

- I can do a crazy amount of celebrity and cartoon impressions.

- I cried off stage while reciting a poem about a turtle...and why do American Idol auditions make me cry too?

- I can beatbox better than your mom. 

- I stole my Dad's corduroys and Hawaiian shirts to wear to school.

- I'll beat any video game for you.

- Thanks to my daughter, I may randomly bust out in a Disney song. 

- I'm a huge Golden State Warriors and basketball fan.  

Also, I firmly believe it all starts with a Question and that one letter can make a difference. (Yay, puns!)
I'd love to show you. I have 300 minutes on my cell phone plan. Let's use them all.

I'll accept pic messages too.  Unless your name is Anthony Weiner or Brett Favre. Are they still a thing?
510.244.8617

Hawaiian Lion stays classy.

itstheQollective@gmail.com      510.244.8617