"A Smarter Way"
Here, Melissa McCarthy teases the Superbowl ad in a way a Superbowl ad has never been teased. Cool, tantric and very animalistic. Rawr.
You now have permission to pretend to be an NBA player. Preferably, when no one is looking. Kinda.
"In The Zone"
Sure, Blake Griffin is an NBA Superstar and can dunk over 7 footers. But I taught him how to be a Peanut Butter & Jelly Sammich-Making Superstar.
How far would Jack go for legendary deliciousness? About 3 inches on a map.
The picture quality of Vizio's 4k Ultra HDTV's can make an average microwaveable burrito on-screen look like a damn good Michelin 3-star gourmet burrito that you can't take your eyes off of. If you like burritos, of course.
The all-new Fast & Furious Supercharged Ride is a full-throttle, piston-pumping, white knuckle experience. Take that, spinning teacups.
I win, you win, we all win for win-wins. Or something like that.
Imagine winning $20,000 a month for 25 years straight? I suck at math, but that's like, a lot of commas and zeros.
There's no taste like home. Unless, you're barely there to enjoy it.
The Art Institutes stand to help creative minds find their calling through a multitude of inspirational academic programs.
"The Spice Trade"
We put Jack in a Box on a camel in a desert in a commercial on TV.
"The City Of Spin"
I think this means I'm allowed to name drop Pat Sajak and Vanna White.